Half-Witt Media

PRESS RELEASE AP, Richmond, VA) FusterKluck signs with Half-Witt Media

Half-Witt Media proudly annnounces the addition of techno band FusterKluck to its roster. Founded twenty years ago by government employees Ben Knapping and Curt Reply, FusterKluck will finally bring its own self-described brand of “cubicle techno” to the world in its first-ever album release.

This initial record has been years in the making, and has been perpetually thwarted by budget overruns, painstakingly slow production, and general apathy. But with singles “Flouescent Strobe Light” and “Chia Pet” about to be released, fans of the group are rumored to be almost hopeful. And while previews of FusterKluck’s currently untitled album have caused critics to note that the mixes seems to be panned too far to the right, an undaunted Reply publicly responded with a brief, unpleasant colloquialism. Knapping was not available for comment.